I'm really glad you're alright. We're very early into our friendship. It would suck to cut it short because one of us got turned into dog food. Meanwhile, yes, guys are lame.
You probably still are. I wouldn't be surprised if somehow this advice turned out to be totally wrong, just as a disclaimer. My experience with relationships has basically just amounted to 'don't even try.'
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I'm really glad you're alright. We're very early into our friendship. It would suck to cut it short because one of us got turned into dog food. Meanwhile, yes, guys are lame.
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I know, right?
I don't know why I keep trying sometimes. Women are obviously way better.
[ That wasn't a subtle testing of the waters or anything. ]
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I think people in general are just confusing in that situation. You never get what you expect or what you actually bargained for.
[ Welcome to non-answers with Claire Benet. ]
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And that sounds like a text I would have sent to you after a sorority party. Somehow we've established normalcy.