He's just Severus. I don't think he's very good at picking up those kinds of cues and even if he did, I don't think he would know what to do with it. I will say that he's not going to be the person to initiate that kind of thing.
I like him as in he's a decent dude, and not bad to look at. I nearly died or something! That is totally the kind of situation that calls for making out afterward! I'm just saying I would have liked to have achieved post-near-death make-outs. I don't want him to bring me flowers or take me to dinner or anything.
Okay, okay, I think I'm getting a better picture of things here. I see where you're coming from. But I think you're just going to have to keep on being disappoint. He would just never pick up on anything like that, and if he did he would never act on it in that situation.
Wait, Darcy, you almost died? What happened?
[ She realizes she should have asked what happened since the beginning EVERYTHING JUST HAPPENED SO FAST. ]
[ What? No it's not! Okay, maybe it is. Just a little. ]
So I know this guy and he changes into a werewolf and I thought I was fucking baller and could handle it, but it turns out I screamed and ran like a little girl. [ nbd ] I pre-recorded a message for Sev in case everything got out of hand. I sent it, he came and got me. I'm fine. I just was afraid I wouldn't be for a minute there.
I'm really glad you're alright. We're very early into our friendship. It would suck to cut it short because one of us got turned into dog food. Meanwhile, yes, guys are lame.
You probably still are. I wouldn't be surprised if somehow this advice turned out to be totally wrong, just as a disclaimer. My experience with relationships has basically just amounted to 'don't even try.'
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[ How do you even begin to say this?]
He's just Severus. I don't think he's very good at picking up those kinds of cues and even if he did, I don't think he would know what to do with it. I will say that he's not going to be the person to initiate that kind of thing.
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I am disappoint.
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[ She has never felt more awkward in her life for SO MANY REASONS. ]
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Whoa! Let's not get hasty here.
I like him as in he's a decent dude, and not bad to look at. I nearly died or something! That is totally the kind of situation that calls for making out afterward! I'm just saying I would have liked to have achieved post-near-death make-outs. I don't want him to bring me flowers or take me to dinner or anything.
[ Waaaaay too much commitment. ]
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Wait, Darcy, you almost died? What happened?
[ She realizes she should have asked what happened since the beginning EVERYTHING JUST HAPPENED SO FAST. ]
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I might be exaggerating. There was a thing with a werewolf and I got freaked out and Sev came to get me. No big deal.
[ Except for the part where it kind of is. ]
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[ Everyone can thank Gretchen for that reaction because in another time and another place, she probably would have just taken Darcy's word for it. ]
Are you okay? What happened? We can get back to talking about how lame guys are in a minute, just... catch me up here.
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So I know this guy and he changes into a werewolf and I thought I was fucking baller and could handle it, but it turns out I screamed and ran like a little girl. [ nbd ] I pre-recorded a message for Sev in case everything got out of hand. I sent it, he came and got me. I'm fine. I just was afraid I wouldn't be for a minute there.
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I'm really glad you're alright. We're very early into our friendship. It would suck to cut it short because one of us got turned into dog food. Meanwhile, yes, guys are lame.
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I know, right?
I don't know why I keep trying sometimes. Women are obviously way better.
[ That wasn't a subtle testing of the waters or anything. ]
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I think people in general are just confusing in that situation. You never get what you expect or what you actually bargained for.
[ Welcome to non-answers with Claire Benet. ]
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And that sounds like a text I would have sent to you after a sorority party. Somehow we've established normalcy.